you can't change a hoe into a housewife.

Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:05:08 -0400

Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore; I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see.

How to meet celebrities: Write a book that's good enough to become a movie.

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:03:28 -0400

How to meet celebrities: Write a book that's good enough to become a movie.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:02:29 -0400

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:01:46 -0400

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

mrhammondthephonesareworking: firelordsarah: You have got to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:58:58 -0400

mrhammondthephonesareworking:

firelordsarah:

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

WHY

IS

THIS

NECESSARY

relining: caught: p3n1s: springnymph: Amy Winehouse after...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:58:33 -0400

relining:

caught:

p3n1s:

springnymph:

Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)

I remember watching this and it was so beautiful.

I still can’t believe she’s gone tho

queen.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:56:52 -0400

3arthen: 3arthen: THIS MAGAZINE IS LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:55:38 -0400

3arthen:

3arthen:

THIS MAGAZINE IS LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

BAAHAHAHAHA I DIDN’T READ WHAT THEY CHANGED THE WORDS INTO

gee-phee: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:55:11 -0400

gee-phee:

pippa6100:

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

Well I’ll be dimmadamned

Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:54:14 -0400

Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3

iwishiwasasprettyas-allison: ruinedchildhood: My childhood was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:53:01 -0400

iwishiwasasprettyas-allison:

ruinedchildhood:

My childhood was fabulous.

this is why our generation is so liberal

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:52:13 -0400

my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:51:49 -0400

my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns

fake-mermaid: look what my friend did to her dog i can’t...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:51:09 -0400

fake-mermaid:

look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:50:44 -0400

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:50:34 -0400

barksysofetch: BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:49:07 -0400

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:45:49 -0400

3arthen: too-much-gay-content: empatheticvegan: assbrahamlinco...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:44:13 -0400

3arthen:

too-much-gay-content:

empatheticvegan:

assbrahamlincolon:

elisimogen:

hanktalkin:

DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEBER HOW DARK THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY WAS.

filed under: childrens movies that shouldn’t have been childrens movies

they escape from a concentration camp

that happens

This was one of my favorite movies, holy shit.

This movie still creeps me out, and im a psycho.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:42:23 -0400